I Feel Bad.

I Feel Bad.

I feel bad for Kim.
See, she went out with Tim
(No, I’m not kidding,
that’s really what happened
it’s totally true)
and she really liked him.
But he’s got a thing
for her friend Emi
who acts like she might sort of
like him, too.
So he told her he’s always
feel something for Emi
but would never act on it
because he was with her,
so she dumped him.
Now she likes Ray,
who used to date Emi.
And Ray said he liked Kim
til Emi flirted with him,
so now Ray & Tim
both like Emi.
So, that’s why
I feel sorry for Kim.