Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Invertebrate Psychology

Invertebrate Psychology

To analyze earthworm brainwaves,
first attach a lie detector –
one electrode to each segment.
Be careful, these are
slippery creatures, lying
all through their dirt buffets,
slithering out of conversations
where awkward situations arise.
Next, grill the subject,
but not literally!
Oh.

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